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Lily, I think Eddie's
home from school.
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His books just came in.
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I hate the whole world.
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I'll never talk to anyone again.
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Never, never!
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Never, never, never, never!
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Herman.
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Herman.
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Oh, Herman, what's
happened? Where's Eddie?
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Lily dear, I don't want to
come to any hasty conclusions...
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but I think our little
boy is rather upset.
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Really, Herman.
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Tea anyone?
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I'm worried. It must be
something serious with Eddie.
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He didn't even come
down for supper.
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I say it's the
modern way of living.
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When I was his age, a kid
would go out in the back...
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dig in the dirt and
bury his frustrations.
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Well, something's bothering him.
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Maybe our little Eddie has found
out about the birds and the bees.
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I know I didn't sleep for two weeks
when I found out that their making honey...
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was just a sideline.
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There's something
wrong all right.
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I just knocked on Eddie's
door and he howled at me.
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Oh, my.
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That is a bad sign.
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He usually doesn't howl
until the moon comes up.
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Herman.
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Herman, as head of the house, I
think you should get to the bottom of this.
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Now, you go right on upstairs and
have a father-and-son talk with your boy.
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My gosh, Lily, I'm not very
good at that, you know, dear.
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You're his mother.
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Why don't you go up and have
a father-and-son talk with him?
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No. A thing like that
is up to the father.
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Anyone who's watched Father
Knows Best for nine years
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ought to know that.
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All right, but Donna Reed always
handles these things on her show, you know.
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Oh, I don't know what
you are all worried about.
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In my time, when
I was his age...
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all us Draculas
were spoiled rotten.
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Well, Grandpa, all children
can't have the advantages we had.
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Eddie, are you in there?
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Eddie, don't use that
tone of voice with me.
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This is your father.
Now open the door.
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Thank you. Now, Eddie.
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I have come up here so that we
might have a little father-and-son talk.
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Why don't you come right
over here and sit down?
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Fine.
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Now, what seems
to be the trouble?
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They sent me home from school
today with a note from my teacher.
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I see, and what have you done
with this note from your teacher?
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I ate it.
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That was very naughty of you.
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You know that we do not
like you eating between meals.
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I'm sorry.
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Now, let me see.
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If you came home with a
note from your teacher...
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we can safely assume
that there was some trouble.
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Hmm?
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Hmm.
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And trouble usually involves
poor academic performance.
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Viz., to wit, and ergo,
you failed arithmetic.
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No, sir.
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History? No, sir.
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Citizenship? No,
sir. I flunked tonsils.
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Aha!
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You see, my boy.
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You should not have taken
the course in the first place...
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if you did not think
you were up to it.
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No, Pop, my tonsils.
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The school nurse looked in my
mouth and said I had crummy tonsils...
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and I ought to have a doctor look at
them and they might have to come out.
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I don't want them to come out,
'cause they're the only ones I got.
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Now, now, now, Eddie.
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Having your tonsils out
is a very minor operation.
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There's nothing to it.
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They'll have them out as fast
as you can say Jackie Robinson.
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Are you sure, Dad?
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Sure, I am sure. Your old dad has
learned never to get upset or emotional...
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over minor medical matters.
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Now, just open up your little mouth
and let your old dad have a look-see.
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Tonsils.
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Mom! Grandpa!
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Pop hit the deck, right in the
middle of our father-and-son talk.
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3:00 and all's rotten as usual.
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Oh, 3:00.
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I just hope Herman gets Eddie to
the doctor's in time for his appointment.
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It doesn't pay to
neglect a boy's tonsils.
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But what do you need with a
doctor? I could have taken care of it.
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You? Sure.
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When I used to fly
around in Transylvania...
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I was one of the busiest
throat specialists in the country.
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Oh, now, there was a business
a fellow could sink his teeth into.
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You know, that
Dr. Willoughby is a good doctor.
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But I wish he wasn't
so nearsighted.
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Last year, when Herman
broke his leg skiing...
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he came here on a house call and
he put a splint on Herman's bedpost.
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Well, let's take a look
at his tonsils, all right?
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Now, my boy.
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Now, just open wide like this.
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Ah!
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That's it.
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Say, that's the worst looking
set of tonsils I've ever seen.
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And look, why, there's a little
hole in the back of them right there.
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We'll have to sew
that up immediately.
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Doctor, you're looking at
your own tonsils in the mirror.
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Huh? Ooh!
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They used to yell at me about
that at Johns Hopkins all the time.
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We might as well
take his temperature.
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It never hurts to
do that, you know.
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After all, he might
have a fever.
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Here, this isn't going to do your
throat any good, smoking cigars.
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Now, where is that thermometer?
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It's right there in your pocket.
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Yes, of course.
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My goodness.
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Slippery little
rascal, isn't it?
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Why, you have no temperature
at all. You're not sick.
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But let's have a look
at those tonsils anyway.
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Now, just open up, please.
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What is he saying, Mr. Munster?
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He says he won't
open up his mouth.
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And that you're
a ratfink doctor.
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We won't have any of that.
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Come on now, junior, open up
your mouth and I'll give you a lollipop.
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Would you get him to open
his mouth, Mr. Munster?
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If I do, will you
give me a lollipop?
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I'll give you a hit in the head if
he doesn't open his mouth soon.
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I'll tell you that.
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You heard him, Eddie.
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Now, open up your mouth
for the nice ratfink doctor.
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Well, okay.
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You're a kind boy.
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The kind I don't need.
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Let's see, there.
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It's dark in there, all right.
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Just a moment.
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Do you see his tonsils, Doctor?
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I see a lot of goodies.
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That pancreas is real boss.
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But those tonsils
will have to go.
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I'll get him to a real tonsil
man. It won't hurt him a bit.
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He'll only have to spend a
few days in the doctor place.
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Shucks, I'll miss being in
the school play this Saturday.
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I was supposed to play the
wolf in Little Red Riding Hood.
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I've been practicing
my howl all week.
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Now, now, Eddie. I'm sure
the doctor knows what's best.
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Yes. Before you
leave, Mr. Munster...
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would you care to
have a look-see?
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Do I have to?
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Why not?
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After all, you wouldn't
be squeamish...
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about looking at a silly
little old tonsil, would you?
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No, I guess not.
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Hit the dirt! Earthquake!
Every man for himself!
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Eddie's tonsils came
out with no trouble at all.
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Yes.
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And when we left
him in the hospital...
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he was sitting up in
bed eating ice cream.
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You see, Herman, I told
you it was no big deal.
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You stayed home and
hid in the closet for nothing.
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Come on, let's go
right down and see him.
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Herman, Dr. Willoughby thought
it best if you didn't go and see him.
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But why not? I'm his dad.
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You see, dear, he explained
to me that he didn't want you...
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walking into Eddie's
room and upsetting him...
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by crying and screaming
and fainting and all that.
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The medical term he
used was "going ape."
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What are they talking about?
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Why shouldn't we go
down there and see him?
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Do they think that a
man of my background...
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is going to faint at
the sight of blood?
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I'm sorry, but that's
doctor's orders.
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You'll see Eddie tomorrow.
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They just don't want
you down there tonight.
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Come on, Marilyn. Good
night, Grandpa, Uncle Herman.
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All right, Herman. What
are you going to do now?
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I guess I'll just go upstairs and put
on my Al Jolson record of Sonny Boy...
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and cry myself to sleep.
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No, you won't.
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We're going to go down
there tonight and see that boy.
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Lily might found out and
she might yell at me...
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and not make me my
chocolate-chip cookies...
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and all sorts of
mean stuff like that.
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Lily won't know. We'll
sneak out of the house later.
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And when we get to the
hospital, we'll surprise everybody.
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You know, for a rotten old
father-in-law, you're really a fun guy.
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Grandpa?
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Grandpa, I can't see.
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Give me a hand.
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Come on along, come on.
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Watch it. Sorry, fella.
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Wait a minute. There
is Eddie's woof-woof.
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Let's take it to him.
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Just checking, Herman.
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Excuse me, lady.
Could you help us?
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You poor man.
When did it happen?
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Just this afternoon.
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Oh, dear.
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You should have
brought him in sooner.
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I would have, but his
wife wouldn't let me.
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You just stay right there and
I'll get a couple of attendants.
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They certainly give very fine service
here. We don't need any attendants.
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Eddie is in 517. We
can find it by ourselves.
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Come with me.
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We'll take the elevator
to the fifth floor.
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The equipment must be faulty.
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Come on, we'll have
to take the stairs.
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I don't see him. He
was standing right here.
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If he's as bad as you described,
he couldn't have gone very far.
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The two of them
were unbelievable.
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I must have been seeing things.
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00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:33,564
Miss Hazlet, I think you've
been working too many nights.
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Hermy.
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Marilyn!
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Marilyn, come here!
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I thought it felt like
he needed a haircut.
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What is it, Aunt Lily? Look.
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Herman has flown the coop.
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Oh, dear. Now, where could
he go at this hour of the night?
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I don't know.
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Unless he went to the Theda Bara
Film Festival at the all-night movie.
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Now there, Aunt Lily.
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Underneath it all, you know
that Uncle Herman is really good...
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and kind and true.
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You're right, dear.
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But I just wish he
wasn't such a goofball.
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"No visitors after 8:00.
Authorized personnel only."
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Darn!
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I guess we'll just have to go
home without seeing Eddie.
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Now, Herman. Listen, what's it gonna
hurt if we sneak in and see Eddie?
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But, Grandpa, the
doctor might see us.
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And he might get angry.
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And I don't want to run into any more
mad doctors in my lifetime, thank you.
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Okay, we'll use subterfuge.
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Instant authorized
personnel. I'm a doctor.
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What about me?
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I got it. Come with me, Herman.
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Just lie down.
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But, Grandpa...
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00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:46,731
Please, would you listen to
me? Now lie down, please.
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00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:49,761
Get yourself nice
and comfortable.
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Tuck you in.
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There. Now...
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just lie still, and I'll wheel
you right into Eddie's room.
246
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:07,515
Wait a minute.
Where are you going?
247
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I'm going to sneak around the
corner and see if the coast is clear.
248
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,291
Now, you just lie
there and be still.
249
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Those careless orderlies.
250
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:28,204
They left another emergency
patient lying around out here.
251
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Herman.
252
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Herman.
253
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Herman.
254
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Herman.
255
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Herman.
256
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Doctor, this was
out in the hall.
257
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The boys probably went on their coffee
break. Well, let's have a look at him.
258
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:05,041
I'm afraid we're too
late with this one.
259
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:08,343
Doctor, this is the man who
came in here a few minutes ago.
260
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,610
That's me all right. He's alive!
261
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,775
You've got to be kidding.
262
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I just came in to see my boy
who had his tonsils out today.
263
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Listen to that,
Doctor, he's delirious.
264
00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:21,251
Now, just take it easy, fellow.
265
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:24,621
Were there any other
survivors? I don't know.
266
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,026
We better give him a
shot to calm him down.
267
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,261
Good idea. But I...
268
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Just relax, sir.
269
00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:42,447
Now, just a minute.
270
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Not making those
needles like they used to.
271
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,621
I tell you, I just came
in to see my little boy.
272
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,358
Now you guys, cut this out.
273
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,127
Herman?
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Here, Herman.
275
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:07,303
Doctor, what's the
matter? I lost a patient.
276
00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:11,307
Look, you don't tell on
me, I don't tell on you.
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Herman.
278
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,717
But I tell you, I am
not an accident victim.
279
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:23,551
I'm not! I'm not! I'm not!
280
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:27,252
I'm just an ordinary average
citizen and I want to get out of here.
281
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:30,990
Give him a shot of gas, so we can at
least calm him down enough to examine him.
282
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,897
Gas, but I am trying to
tell you... Just be careful.
283
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:37,027
Breathe out and
breathe in, please.
284
00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:51,949
First time I ever saw that
happen. Keep feeding it to him.
285
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:56,010
We better scrub up and then
get the chief resident, Dr. Monroe.
286
00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,717
Will the gas have
any ill effects, Doctor?
287
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,192
No, it's just nitrous oxide.
288
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,229
He'll wake up feeling
happy as a lark.
289
00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:05,696
They used to refer
to it as laughing gas.
290
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,991
That's fine. Come on.
291
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:16,975
Herman.
292
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:19,944
Herman!
293
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:22,738
Herman.
294
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:25,512
What are you doing here?
This is the emergency room.
295
00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:27,348
What are they doing to you?
296
00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:32,757
Darn, he's asleep.
297
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:36,421
Come on, Herman, you've got to
get up. I have to get you out of here.
298
00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:43,434
All right now,
iddy-biddy-widdle-Herman.
299
00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:45,403
It's time to get up.
300
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:48,566
Grandpa's going to
take you, bye-bye.
301
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:51,706
Oh, boy, bye-bye.
302
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:04,852
Where on earth can Herman be?
303
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:07,758
Why would he sneak out
like this without telling me?
304
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,661
Maybe he felt depressed
and couldn't get to sleep.
305
00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:14,899
He might have taken a walk in the
cemetery, that usually cheers him up.
306
00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:19,261
I get so mad at him when he
pulls something stupid like this.
307
00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:25,136
But he is a good father
and a good husband.
308
00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:30,176
Conscientious, sober...
309
00:22:32,218 --> 00:22:33,379
What's that?
310
00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:37,154
That sounds like some
tanked-up playboy to me.
311
00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:40,020
♪♪
312
00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:45,254
Marilyn, that tanked-up
playboy is your Uncle Herman!
313
00:22:47,399 --> 00:22:50,494
♪ Darling, I am growing old ♪
314
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:54,507
♪ Silver threads
among the gold ♪♪
315
00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:01,880
Hey, Grandpa, this is neato.
316
00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:04,542
Listen, sweetie, you
got great place here.
317
00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:07,177
I hope we are not too
late for the floorshow.
318
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:11,016
Herman Munster,
tonight of all nights...
319
00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:13,150
with your son
lying in the hospital.
320
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:16,286
How could you come
home in this condition?
321
00:23:16,362 --> 00:23:20,129
I'm not in this condition,
I'm just full of gassing laugh.
322
00:23:20,766 --> 00:23:22,257
Uncle Herman.
323
00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:25,771
To see you now, no one would ever
think you were a charter member...
324
00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:27,568
of the Pat Boone Fan Club.
325
00:23:28,307 --> 00:23:30,936
Now, listen, he's just
full of laughing gas.
326
00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:33,374
Be quiet!
327
00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:36,812
When we sneaked into
the hospital to see Eddie...
328
00:23:36,882 --> 00:23:38,874
the doctors thought
he was a patient.
329
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:41,443
Herman, is this true?
330
00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:43,452
Sure it's true.
331
00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:46,826
And if it hadn't been for this
friendly little penguin here...
332
00:23:46,892 --> 00:23:50,385
I never would have made it
home. Thank you, little penguin.
333
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:54,225
♪ Red sails in the sunset ♪
334
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:56,701
♪ Away up in the blues ♪
335
00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,670
Wait, that's not the words.
336
00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:02,374
Uh... ♪ Darling, I
am growing old ♪♪
337
00:24:05,477 --> 00:24:07,946
So you see, Eddie, like I
told you from the beginning.
338
00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:11,381
Having your tonsils out was
nothing to worry about at all.
339
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:14,477
Gee, no, Pop. They were
real nice to me in the hospital.
340
00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:16,215
They let me crank
the bed up and down...
341
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,086
and eat ice cream
and watch television.
342
00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:20,888
Wasn't that nice? Yeah,
and you know something?
343
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:24,727
On daytime television, they have
the re-runs of the late, late show.
344
00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:29,061
You know, Eddie, I still
have my original tonsils.
345
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:31,729
The first time the doctor
looked at them, he said:
346
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:35,707
"My boy, you'll carry those
tonsils with you to your grave."
347
00:24:35,774 --> 00:24:38,608
And he was right. I've
done it many times.
348
00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:41,676
Pop, would you like
to look at my tonsils?
349
00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:43,205
Oh, uh...
350
00:24:43,282 --> 00:24:46,912
Well, I can't. The doctor took
them out, down at the hospital.
351
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:50,585
Sure, but I brought them
home in a jar. I'll go get them.
352
00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:52,290
Son!
353
00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:56,721
"Brought them home in
a jar." Now, isn't that cute.
354
00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:08,468
3:00, and the knucklehead
is still out of tune.